fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.
when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful
slam me against the wall and penetrate my bellybutton
that’s how it works right?
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”